Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss
had your eyes wide open

why were they open?
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accidentally seeing your crush in public

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations.. I’m truly living in 3018 y’all
This is it… I’ve finally found it.. MY DREAM JOB

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do it ya bitch earned $50 already
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Double Shot - “What’s it Like?”
“I don’t think I can even fit in a house, Pearl…but probably…”
Y’all can thank IncorrectSplatoonQuotes again for this one, directly adapted from this post.
And hey, I think this might be my first session with actual text! Making a mockup of the textboxes and nametags from Splatoon 2 was actually real fun, too. But of course, if you wanna see them without the text: Pearl | Marina
….was there ever any doubt that I’d pick Marina as the “big friendly giant octoling”?

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the puppet from victorious looks like he would call me a slur on fortnite

This motherfucker looks like someone that would complain about free speech after he got banned from fortnite for saying the N word





